My name is Smitty werbenjagermanjensen I am a space warrior raised on earth. I was trained by Big green and Vejituh, The Prince of all space warriors.
One day I went on a mission to parallel universe to fight some androids, little did I know this would change my life.
when I arrived I could see the Z fighters struggling to keep up with them not soon after that Vegeta got his arm broken by 18, I searched the place and managed to see 17 alongside a new android that I later learned was 16, I saw trunks charge in and got Yamcha'd as fast as he got in .I got angry beyond measure and became a super space warrior. As I rushed to their side, they were surprised they could not sense my Ki and even the androids were surprised not having the power to measure my strength like the rest of them. 16 was quick to assume I was another android. At these comment the androids were curious of me and allowed me to be there, this got me more slightly annoyed at them, apparently they did not think of me as a threat, i would soon prove them wrong.
I activated my Kamehameha (kaio ken) and charged at 18 and while she managed to doge my first punch my kick sent her flying towards the forest making her clothes get a bit torn apart and dirty. She got back on her feet and got really angry at me saying that was a lucky shot, 17 was smiling thinking of me as fun while 16 just stared at me as in trying to measure power level. 18 charged at me, but the both of us were equal in power, the punches and kicks were close to a hit each time. The rest of the Z fighters were amazed, When trunks got back on his feet he saw me and tears of joy were almost present, i got a sudden rush of energy making me win the fight against 18. i kicked her sides so strong that not only was she sent flying but managed to lose her vest as well, 17 and 16 were quick to see this and went to see if 18 was there, to their surprise she was not instead she was in my arms barely clinging to consciousness .
"Damn, your pretty and good, i will love to spar sometime soon with you once more this time at full power, what do you say?" I smiled and gave her vest back to her, honestly I expected an angry answer but what happen surprised me.
She raised her hand and touched my cheek. "If you were not cute i will already slapped that face you know?" she laughed a bit and gazed back at me. "You were holding back i can tell that your power is a bit over ours, still you had the courtesy of fighting me with no restrains, and that makes me happy you know? That proves you are not a sucker for a pretty face."
"Well I kinda am, if you were ugly I would have killed you." I thought to myself.
she finally managed to fly once more. "Well sweetheart..." She kissed my cheek and smiled while placing her vest once more. "Time for round two with someone else you know? She finally flew to 16 side and took a sit next to him barely composing herself after the beating
The Z Fighters were amazed, Trunks rushed to my side and introducing himself along with the rest of the Z fighters. they started to think that I wasn't such a bad guy. while me and the rest of them started to help Goku get better a new enemy was lurking in the shadows growing stronger by the minute, in another perspective 18 started to think about me more often than she will normally allow to say to 17 and 16. Let's just say she somehow got a little damp after thinking about our fight and moves alongside my spar. though she thought it was no more than a tactic to get her to go out with me sometime to which she 'blushed' a bit more and denied seeing me as a possible Bf material, still I was cute to her tough, Lovely… something matching those warm… idk breasts? maybe dating someone was not that bad? After all they did grew tired of searching for Goku while starting to think maybe he already had died. Krillin on the other hand was a bit jealous of seeing me stealing his girl. Apparently he had a bit of a crush on her to which I didn't know or care about. (Krillin owned count: 969)
(Many unimportant-to-this-story episodes later)
Cell had managed to absorb 17 and while he was searching for 18 I could not bear to watch cell grow much more powerful than ever. I tried to rushed to her side, but Vegeta cock-blocked me, telling me not to interfere, I heard 18, looking at me not managing to keep cell at bay and a bit of a tears in her eyes yelling, Smitty werbenjagermanjensen HELP ME!!!, i grew angry at vegeta and kicked him in the nuts, paralyzing him for a for minutes. I rushed to 18. “Let that girl alone!" I stood defensively in front of her. “When I’m through with you, you’ll have to pee sitting down like a girl.” I said to cell. After screaming for a good 3 minutes, I Transformed into a super warrior 2 (ssj2), with a power level that far exceeded that of Cell. I looked at Vegeta with a smug grin and asked, “so Vegeta, what does the scouter say about my power level?” “Oh go kill yourself.” He replied. After kicking the shit out of cell for an hour, I decided to get serious. I charged up all my energy, however the technique I was preparing to do would weaken me since i haven't mastered it. I knew this might send me to another dimension. The only thing I could manage to do was one blast, I knew this and I hoped to make it count i looked at cell and I blasted that nigga him with advanced geometry. The air pressure from the blast made the sea look like the Sahara. Cell flew back a few miles, but it didn’t kill him. It was at this moment I knew I fucked up. I managed to look at 18 before smiling with my green eyes. "Hey I kinda fucked up, so you should run and leave this place!" Before falling unconscious.
"Noooo!!!! Smitty werbenjagermanjensen!!" she cried while been taking way by krillin alongside 16. "Let me go!! I need to see if he is ok!! Please!! Let me go!!!"
My body was out I could barely hear what cell said, "18, I’m coming!" this made me slightly more irritated, but i could do nothing about it. I could not fight, I could not protect her, I could barely even make my last hit count, and mostly importantly I could not pop her cyber cherry. None of this, except for one, mattered because I know will return and have my vengeance.
(One lazy time skip late)
Goku and Trunks were sent to another dimension, Gohan as a SSJ2, and Krillin still trying to get in 18's pants. Vegeta got mad and went over to try and beat Cell, by spamming a bunch of Ki Blasts because that always works. Unsurprisingly Cell didn't scratch. I stood up and yelled “KAMEHAMEHA!” and turned into a super warrior 2 and kicked Cell in the stomach, and punched him in the jaw. I gave Vegeta a magic (senzu) bean and Cell shot Special Beam Cannon and shot me right in the stomach. Last thing I remember was Vegeta running over to me and carrying me to the other Z Fighters.
Android 18's POV
I saw the guy named Smitty werbenjagermanjensen carried with a hole in his stomach and blood pouring out. I walked over to him tried to help him. I don't know why but I felt a special way toward him. He was so attractive, strong, courageous, muscular, and kewl. He was perfect to me. Krillin looked at me with a blush. I knew he had a crush on me, but I liked Smitty werbenjagermanjensen. I told the Z Fighters
"I'll take care of Smitty werbenjagermanjensen"
"Just don't do anything weird to him, like trying to fuck him, is that ok?" Vegeta asked.
"Of course I wouldn't do anything"
I flew to a secluded area and healed the wounds and gave him a Senzu Bean. When he woke up i kissed him.
I woke up and felt a pair of warm lips on mine, I saw Android 18. On the outside I was keeping my composure, but on the inside I felt like a 13 year old boy that has seen a vagina irl for the first time. So I kissed back and wrapped my arms around her waist and pulled her closer. She wrapped her arms around my neck. When we pulled away her face was as red as a tomato and my dick was harder than a rock encased in diamond.
"I love Smitty werbenjagermanjensen," she said
"haha I want to plow you too 18"
I hugged her and she nuzzled her face in my chest. I teleported to my bedroom back in my universe while holding her for some 'lemons'.